How a No-Name, Nobody-Ever-Heard-Of, Kid* Like Me Got Hired by BHIS from a Craigslist Ad

This markdown blog post is a first-person narrative about the author's job application and interview experience at a security firm, including career advice and a technical anecdote about port number wrap-around (the compiler/port mapping that caused port 70000 to appear as 4464). It is not a cybersecurity incident report and contains no indicators of compromise, exploit details, or threat actor activity.