I found a 16-inch Windows laptop that's a worthy MacBook Pro alternative (and it looks like one, too)

A ZDNET review of the Geekom Geekbook X16 Pro highlights this lightweight 16-inch Windows 11 laptop (~$1,300) with Intel Core Ultra options (U9-185H/U5-125H with Arc graphics and NPU), a 16:10 2.5K 120Hz IPS display, solid keyboard and large touchpad, and strong day-to-day performance including smooth local AI via Ollama and casual gaming. While Windows 11 setup frustrations and occasional slow first-launch times for some apps are noted, the reviewer finds the device delivers impressive value for its specs and ranks it among their top recent laptops.