DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers

A WIRED report examines 19-year-old Edward Coristine (“Big Balls”), who reportedly worked with Elon Musk’s DOGE/OPM and had access to sensitive US government systems, detailing his founding of multiple companies (e.g., Tesla.Sexy LLC), control of foreign-linked domains (including Russian and Chinese-language content), and a Telegram handle tied to him that allegedly sought attack-for-hire services; security experts argue such foreign connections and activities would likely fail standard security-clearance vetting.